The Foxes owner arrested for impersonating a dame

[thedodger]

A well known Spinnaker helm was arrested last weekend wearing a dress in a public place.
The sailing committee has suspended his membership while he sorts himself out.
How has he sunk to this level? we feel desparately sorry for his poor wife and children.
All of us at Spinnaker hope he gets well soon.
 

[Phil Brown]

For the record

The pantomime is Aladdin, performed by our village panto group last week in the village hall. This year we had a record total audience of 431 (not bad considering the village consists of approx 1600) and a HUGE amount of fun was had in rehearsal and performance by everyone involved.

BTW, Simon has been relegated to prompt on the grounds that he could never remember his lines, in particular when as dame himself in Robinson Crusoe he just couldn't get the 'mop' scene right, despite a prompt on+ both sides of the stage and a great deal of rehearsal. As for poor wife and kids, lightweight no-wind crew made a star debut in the junior chorus, and heavy weather crew wanted to take part but couldn't because she had to babysit middle crew who wouldn't take part even if you bought him a new boat!

And if I'm suspended, can I have my subs back?

You're behind me!!