October 2009 - Guess who?

[John Meadowcroft]

This month's picture is from another DIY enthusiast. 
Any idea who it is and what they may have been doing?  
Captions please 
 

[jeremyf]

I think the legs are David Beckhams
 
and he is saying
 
" Victoria, can you please get this boat of my back its fallen over"

[GarryR]

It's the sailing equivalent of Cluedo - the world's best planned murder
"It was the wife who did it, in the garage with the National 12"

[beachedblastit]

But David I might break a nail

[Gavin Willis]

Its what is left of the 2nd year vet student who found there really are teath at the other end.

[Chadders]

Hmm I look really cool with my socks matching my Baggy and my trousers matching this one, wonder if she will spot me under here?