Who is this?

[angus]

Which way round do you hold these digital cameras, ooha wrong way.
or The cabins on these things is a bit crampt, where the heads.

[andymck]

She told me not to use superglue!

[Gavin Willis]

Its a first year vet student practicing on something that hasn't got teeth at the other end!

[Tim Gatti]

He He He! When the hatch covers are back on they'll never know all this is just carbon with an ultra-lightweight foam core!

[Slippery-When-Wet (Guest)]

Bloody Lady's Day at Ascot. Enough to make one question if it's worth being a transvestite!

More like he was just waiting for his nail varnish to dry....
Cheers!
Jim 59er GBR103 Slippery-When-Wet
 
 

[chopper]

If I stick the engine in here no one will notice and I can win the Burton!!! ha ha ha a cunning plan

[.. (Guest)]

When it came to time to recover the wallet, mobile phone and car keys suddenly the obscenely overpriced RWO hatch bag didn’t seem so expensive after all.

[Tim Gatti]

That last one about the hatch-bag definitely gets my prize - brilliant!

[John Meadowcroft]

Answer:
Brian Kitching, and he has found everything that he lost...